Boy: Tunne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai? Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata? Boy: Are Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Boy: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Ruk Jaata Hun Main. Girl: Wow, you love me so much? Boy: Nahi, Pokemon Go Khel Raha Hun!
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest. Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.
Pappu: A girl said, "I love you" to me. Bunty: What did you say? Pappu: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me".
Pappu to a girl, "There's something gorgeous about your eyes!" The girl starts blushing. Pappu: Oh, it's just my reflection!
In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?" Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'!